I had this weird dream last night. This guy had collected hundreds of boomerang tips—just the very ends of the boomerang wing—and hot glued them to his car so that they stood up like little shark fins. His rationale was: if he got lost, or tired, or too drunk to drive, he could just climb in back and the car would find its way home. It makes sense to me. Anybody have any boomerangs they want to get rid of?